There’s No “Free Lunch” in Investing. But This 9% Dividend Comes Close
Michael Foster, Investment StrategistUpdated: September 7, 2026
Look, we all know the old “truism” of investing: Want higher returns? You’d better be prepared to take on higher risk.
That’s not always true, however. In fact, sometimes markets do strange things, and a so-called “conservative” investment can turn around and deliver stunning returns. This is even more common in the world of closed-end funds (CEFs), where even stranger things can happen than in the “regular” stock world.
That’s in part because CEFs are a small market, so they tend to draw more individual investors, but fewer hedge funds and big banks. That can cause CEFs to overreact to some changes in the economy and markets and underreact to others, setting the stage for those strange moves I just mentioned.… Read more

